Sunday, February 23, 2020

CCDD 022320 – Squire of the Hypotenuse

A dumb silver-border design based on one of my favorite jokes. I tried to make it playable with a general triangle theme instead of making players square root numbers, though the joke becomes a little thinner.


  1. I was sure this was going to somehow end up "Squire of the Hypotenuse's power and toughness are equal to the sum of the Squires of the other two sides."

  2. Sam that would actually be an interesting silver bordered mechanic depending on where you place your monsters. Not sure if we either want it to be an artifact for 3 or a 4 drop. Currently only being a 1/1 is a little weak. A 2/2 vigilance floor would be decent.

  3. The joke went over my head until you pointed it out, but I love it.

    Alternate text box joke: CARDNAME enters the battlefield as your choice of 3/4, 4/3, 5/0, or 0/5.